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No. 003 · SORGHUM

Pop Clusters

Cheeto energy. Monk ingredients.

BATCH 001POPPED FRESHTOSSED IN GOLD
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THE RITUAL

How to take it.

01

Open the bag

Note the size of a single pop. Adorable. Now note that you have a whole bag of them.

02

Grab a cluster

They clump on purpose. One cluster is engineered to disappear before you finish reading this.

03

Lick your fingers

The gold dust is nutritional yeast, not a lab. Cheeto satisfaction, monk pedigree. No apology.

WHAT IS INSIDE

Honest, and short.

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  • ◆Popped sorghum
  • ◆Nutritional yeast
  • ◆Sunflower oil
  • ◆Sea salt
  • ◆Paprika
THE FINE PRINT

SHIPPING

Ships shelf stable within the continental US. Reseal to keep the crunch.

DISCLAIMER

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.